Obligatory Song About Killing One's Boyfriend letra

Lemme tell you 'bout your stupid boyfriend
He's a loser and you know its true
I know you'll be disheartened if you lose him
But this is something I just have to do
'Cause I've loved you since the day I first saw you
Grace the floorboards of a Punk Rock Show (sorry Norb...)
And I truly, absolutely adore you
So you understand, he has to go

I don't know exactly how to tell you this..
I'm gonna kill your boyfriend
I don't know exactly how to pull it off but
He's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl!

Lemme tell you bout the things I'll give you
I'll tell you all the things you want to hear
Like about the times I kissed your picture
And these feelings I get when you're near
This obsession's got me pining for you
It's unhealthy yeah, I gotta say
But that Motherfucker really loves you
So that Motherfucker has to pay

[chorus]

The Ergs! - Letras

• 1000 Letters
• 180º Emotional Ollie
• 2nd Foundation
• A Million Perfect Days
• Aja
• August 19th
• Beautiful
• Ben Kweller
• Bike Shoppe
• Books About Miles Davis
• Boston, Massachusetts
• Bought A Copy
• Bridge
• Every Romance Language
• Everything falls apart (and more)
• Extra medium
• Feeling Minneapolis
• Fin
• First song side one
• Fluorescent Stars
• Girls Of The Market Square
• Hysterical Fiction
• I feel better tonight
• I'll Call You When You Think Of Me
• If You Don't
• It'll Be O.K.
• Its never going to be the same again
• Jazz Is Like The New Coke
• Jazz Like the New Coke
• Kind Of Like Smitten
• Man Of Infirmity
• Maybe I'm the new messiah
• Most Violent Rap Group
• Nasty Ho
• Obligatory Song About Killing One's Boyfriend
• Pool Pass
• Pray for rain
• Radio K
• Rod Argent
• Running, jumping, standing still
• Saturday night crap-o-rama
• See Him Again
• Short Stories
• Steering Clear In The New Year
• Stinking Of Whiskey Blues
• The Clocks, The Clocks
• Things I Could Never Find A Way to Say
• Trouble In River City
• Two Lips
• Upstairs/Downstairs
• Vampire party
• Very Pretty Song For a Very Special Young Lady Part 2
• When You're Squeeze
• Your Cheated Heart